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Joke of the Day

"A guy with a gun enters a bar. ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""you don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"My new year's resolution is to stop using spray deodorant. Roll on 2015!"

"What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour."

"English Speakers There are more English speakers in China than in the United States."

"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""

"China recently banned girls from eating bananas on live streams... so now the people with hemorrhoids can now get off from girls eating raspberries instead."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar"

"These Egyptian fireworks are nice. Oh wait, they are planes."

"I had explosive diarrhea On the bight side i started the year with a bang"

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt. :)"