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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"
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"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."
"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."
"Everyone, meet our new baby, Lucian ""Aww, what a nice name"" It's her dad's, so I picked his middle name ""What is it?"" Theskywithdiamonds"
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"
"SexyButtPotato So somebody has been uploading my nudes from when I was a teen... Makes me mildly uncomfortable. http://imgur.com/5Gd9VUI"
"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."
"To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian bacon..."