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Joke of the Day

"To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian bacon..."

"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""

"What food describes most men? Jerky."

"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"

"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"

"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"

"What's the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a greyhound bus stop? One is a crusty bus station, one is a busty crustacean."

"What disease did the house have? Shingles."

"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."