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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."

"The most embarrassing thing for a kangaroo is accidently hopping into another kangaroo's pouch who then hops into a 3rd kangaroo's pouch"

"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."

"[at the race] ""RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"" Mark: ouch!"

"Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life."

"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"

"I'm making a bucket list, Some of the girls on my friends list are on it"

"God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself."