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Joke of the Day
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
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"What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!"
"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"
"I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up. The parrot was cool though."
"A rule for myself that's worked my entire life: when you hear the garage door open, put your penis away."
"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."
"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"
"Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent."