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Joke of the Day

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"Hey girl, are you calculus? Because you're hard to understand and seem pretty useless in the greater scope of my life goals."

"Someone asked me to Deck the Halls, so I did. Mr and Mrs Hall were a bit miffed..."

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't cry when you hit it with a sledgehammer."

"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."

"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."

"Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now."

"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"

"I love people I can get weird with."

"Where's the ""It's Complicated"" box to check off on this tax form?"