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Joke of the Day
"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"
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"That gunk in your eyes when you wake up is dried ghost ejaculate."
"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
"Why do most French recipes require only one egg? In France, one egg is *un oeuf*"
"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"
"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""
"A man with three balls goes to another random guy and tells him: ""you know that together we have 5 balls?"" and the guy replies: ""why, you have only one?"""
"Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course"
"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"
"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"