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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"

"Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations."

"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"

"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."

"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea"

"Insurance agent to would-be client: ""Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning give me a call then and let me know."

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."

"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."