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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."

"A Gnome and A Reindeer take a picture together What is it called when a gnome and a reindeer take an instant picture of themselves - A S-ELF-IE POLE-ROID"

"Why are lions more religious than other animals? They prey regularly."

"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."

"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."

"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"

"If u wake up on Christmas morning wit a weird taste in ur mouth.....remember Santa only cums once a year"

"Quite the conundrum for us ass men... We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I'll see myself out now."

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."

"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."