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Joke of the Day

"listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?"

"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"

"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"

"What do you call alcohol in a birdbath? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"

"Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency? It's always prepared."

"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"

"3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]"

"Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?"