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"3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]"
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"Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him."
"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."
"Me: Whatcha making? Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough? Mom: Get out."
"They named a paint color after my ex... It's called *Whore Red*. It's not very bright, but its cheap and spreads easily."
"Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits."
"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."
"What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? Hardcore prawn"
"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"
"I love Halloween... It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van."