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Joke of the Day

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away."

"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year-olds? There are twenty of them."

"What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur? A velocirapture"

"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."

"You know what makes my blood boil? Temperatures above 100 degrees celsius."

"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"

"Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross? Because they can dress foreless."

"Had to buy rat poison last week. I'm with a really huge problem at home. Can't stand my roomate."

"Do chemistry jokes do well here? I'm not sure if I'll get a reaction."

"Something came in the mail today deez nuts"