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Joke of the Day
"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"
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"""I got this."" Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained."
"What do homeless people get for Christmas? Hypothermia."
"What do you call homeless BDSM? Vagabondage."
"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."
"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."
"When cooking a turkey, Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme."
"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"
"What is the difference between God and Donald Trump? Donald Trump can make God great again. However, God has no such power!"