125510
Joke of the Day
"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"
Next Joke
"Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about."
"Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him"
"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"
"I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it's health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!"
"In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside."
"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."
"If hearing ""I love you"" was enough, we'd all buy parrots and live happily ever after."
"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"Got a text from my girlfriend, thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative.' I wonder what ternative' means?"