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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"
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"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
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"What's a dick's favorite song? You're so vein."
"The price of Trumps' wall became much cheaper after the election... ...50 million people shit a brick!"
"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."