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Joke of the Day
"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"
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"When I die I want my body to be donated to science Specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."
"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""
"Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam? A Racist!"
"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."
"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch? Bernie Sanders exists."
"What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!"
"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"
"Before I give a speech, I always tell myself I won't quote Linkin Park But in the end it doesn't even matter"