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Joke of the Day
"April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox."
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"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."
"Does anyone on here know how to ""unhook"" Amazon from my Twitter so that I can order things without giving people the idea I am Really bald??"
"So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement."
"Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!"
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"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."
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