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Joke of the Day

"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"[interview] Boss: Your CV says eggs, milk, bread Me: That's right [cut to supermarket] Wife: Excuse me, where are the attention to details?"

"Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool"

"I'm smarter than the average bear. But I'm dumber than most foxes and some of the more intelligent bears."

"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."

"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."

"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label."

"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"