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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"How can you tell a golf course is owned by Donald Trump? The rough is combed over the fairway"

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said; - That's cool! Where did you get that? - In Africa, replied the parrot."

"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."

"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"

"I hate people who say ""Age is just a number"" Age is clearly a word."

"A dark sense of humour is like food. Not everyone has it."

"What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union."

"I went to a zoo where the only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu"