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Joke of the Day

"*orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*"

"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."

"A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians."

"Donald Trump becomes President. Thats it. That is the joke."

"Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy"

"Why'd they call the egg a pimp? Because he got ova easy."

"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"

"UK: We call it ""Autumn"", from the French word ""Automne"", and later, from the Latin ""autumnus"". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN"