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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fox and a dog? About 7 beers."
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"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"
"A skeleton walks in to a bar... The bartender says, ""What'll it be, mister?"" The skeleton says, ""A beer and a mop, please!"""
"Two cans of Red Bull may give you x-ray vision, but five cans give you the ability to hear oxygen."
"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""
"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."
"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."