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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my government. No Bush."
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"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."
"9: How old was I when I was 3? me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*"
"How do you know if you are drowning in milk? If it's pasturize"
"TIFU by making an overused joke. Reddit"
"How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red? It depends how hard you throw then against the wall."
"There is a time and place for decaf coffee. (Never and in the trash)"
"I just came up with Trump's inauguration drink I call it, ""Make America Smashed Again"" It's a White Russian with pumpkin spice."
"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
"Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter."