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Joke of the Day
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
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"Why do lesbians never cook? Because they eat out."
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country"
"For their honeymoon, Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine Went to the beach and got a Tan. When they went back home, it took a Sec to find they needed a Cot."
"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."
"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"
"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"
"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."
"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."