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Joke of the Day

"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""

"I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night... I thought I was more careful and smart than that, I swear! I typically check the tags on their feet first! :("

"We all bring something different to the table. I have all of my teeth and can read."

"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor."

"I havent talked to my wife in 6 months. I got a slap the last time I interupted her."

"I hit the snooze button so many times this morning I think we might be engaged now"

"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"

"What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion? There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening."

"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."

"I am going to follow a random gang of drunk girls around the night club tonight, and just be in the background of all of their photos."