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Joke of the Day
"A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy long legs."
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"A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw."
"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"
"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."
"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"
"You probably didn't hear about the power outage in New York City... I think the news should have shed more light on it."
"Eomer gets off of his horse and says, ""What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?"" A nearby horseman answers, ""Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"""
"password that you shouldn't use dick"