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Joke of the Day
"What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted."
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"I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of ""Couch"" and ""Phone"" in the movie of my life."
"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."
"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."
"The Walmart app just updated on my phone and now water autocorrects to soda and exercise autocorrects to Doritos and beer."
"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"
"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR"
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."
"probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet"
"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."