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Joke of the Day

"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."

"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""

"What was the vacant lot's favorite Spoon song? Don't Make Me A Target"

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wife's clothes"

"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"

"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."

"What did one hand say to the other? ""Help, I think I'm in glove""."

"When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"Does anyone know what subreddit ""your mamma"" jokes are in? Jk."

"My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year."