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Joke of the Day

"When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome."

"I was walking along the road the other day when I saw a dead, baby ghost... ...however if I think about it it was probably a handkerchief"

"Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my room. At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."

"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9. (For those that haven't heard the news: http://www.polygon.com/2014/9/30/6873967/windows-10-announced-microsoft-pc)"

"So she was like, ""Put on some protection"". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes."

"If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black"

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"What did Death say when his furniture was repossessed? There will be reapercushions."

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted"