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Joke of the Day

"What did one hand say to the other? ""Help, I think I'm in glove""."

"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."

"Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today"

"If I were a fly on the wall, I'd probably be the slow, uncoordinated one that makes someone feel like a ninja for killing me on first try."

"What's the most common career choice among spiders? Web development"

"I was asked to grade Caitlyn Jenner I went with a D-"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"

"How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up."

"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."

"Do you know what number does the German Scrum-Half have on their back? Nein"