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Joke of the Day

"What was the vacant lot's favorite Spoon song? Don't Make Me A Target"

"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."

"What's a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."

"What do you call a well respected slave? A butler."

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"

"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"

"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"

"The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight."

"Why is Santa's Sack So Big Because he only comes once a year."