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Joke of the Day

"When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"

"My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should't be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"If I were a male porn star My name would be Jesus and right before each money shot I would say, ""Get on your knees and close your eyes. Jesus is coming soon."""

"When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store"

"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"

"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."

"What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite."

"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."

"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."