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Joke of the Day

"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""

"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."

"Sorry 2015, but I just got out of a year-long relationship with 2014 and I'm not looking for anything serious right now."

"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."

"Winter... The only time of year when 8-12 inches is used to describe something white. (Up North)"

"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."

"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."

"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."

"I should clean mirrors for a living. It's a profession I see myself in."

"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"