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Joke of the Day
"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."
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"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
"Why was the criminal's argumentative essay so good? He had some outstanding warrants."
"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs."
"What's the only disease a potato can get? tuber-culosis"
"as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water"
"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."
"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."
"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"