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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wife's clothes"
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"Just once, I want someone to look at me and say, ""That's her. She's the one"" And not follow it with ""who ate cake out of the garbage"""
"In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."
"in 2nd grade we had to draw what we wanted to be when we grew up and i just drew myself with sunglasses on"
"Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler"
"The difference between a comedian and a psycopath is good delivery"
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."
"How does the universe throw a party? They planet."