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"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"
"There is a chair... And it is walking, down the street, with shoes."
"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."
"My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping. I handled it well. If ""handled it well"" means ""punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."""
"Son, do we have any dopted? Son: What is a dopted? Dad: You are! Son: Ha ha funny one dad.(Sarcastically) Dad: I'm not your dad!"
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"
"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."
"Statically, 1 in every 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next to a little boy with a fat ass"