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"Why did the police shoot the black insomniac? He resisted a rest."
"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)"
"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"
"'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' The pilot."
"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."
"Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head"
"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."
"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"