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"Money's short"
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"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard."
"So I met a terrorist the other day and asked him about his ethnicity. You wanna know what he said? I don't know, by then I ran."
"Cats are just fuzzy houseplants that hate you."
"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."
"Got a reality check today It bounced."