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Joke of the Day

"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"

"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."

"What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre? Ping Lo."

"I'm a heroine addict Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!"

"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"

"Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000. Getting them back?: Priceless."

"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"

"A nurse found a rectal thermometer... A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her top breast pocket. ""Some assholes got my pen"" she said."

"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"

"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."