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Joke of the Day
"What country are you most likely to get a disease? GERMany."
Next Joke
"I feel sorry for the people who are supporting Hillary. Living without a brain must be difficult."
"how do you piss of a frenchman? ask him what part of canada he's from"
"Would you like to hear a joke about violence and torture? What is WRONG with you!"
"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"
"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"
"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"
"For Mother's Day, I told my teens, I'm going to reenact every detail of each of your births."