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Joke of the Day

"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"

"Hot chick at the bar just said that she's gonna do something stupid tonight... ...I informed her that I only had a 1.75 GPA in high school."

"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"

"Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Hare Force"

"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"Why'd the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"

"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"

"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."

"I vote we change the name ""hoodie"" to ""bother-my-neck-on-the-couch-ie"""