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Joke of the Day
"Who's the wost president ever? Guess we'll find out in January."
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"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."
"So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife!"
"My dad put snowballs in the blender I miss snowballs he was a great cat"
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."
"I stepped on two raccoons today, but I'm just gonna play it cool and wear them as slippers for the rest of my life."
"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""
"MUGGER: give me ur wallet ME: stand back i have mace MUGGER: [sniffing] is this cookies-scented febreze"
"Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar."