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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to hear a joke about violence and torture? What is WRONG with you!"
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"Diplomacy is saying ""nice doggy"" until you find a big rock."
"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"So a man walks through airport security... Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar."
"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"
"How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon? The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK"
"Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving? Because oct 31 = dec 25"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."