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Joke of the Day

"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"

"Why did the sick bird get deported? He was an ill eagle."

"My gay friend rolled a joint for me. Fruit roll-up."

"How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys? With a crowbar."

"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"

"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."

"What came before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."

"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."

"Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you."

"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."