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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"
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"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your mom's ass"
"Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?"
"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses around."
"Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I'm not a very good roll model"
"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."
"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."
"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"