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Joke of the Day
"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."
Next Joke
"According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*"
"If someone's mean to you, just lean in and whisper ""I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head."
"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."
"What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segreGATOR"
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I never cry when I cut up a hooker."
"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""
"What is brown and sticky? A stick!"
"BISON DAD: good bye, son. BISON SON: thank you, dad."