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Joke of the Day

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"

"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."

"Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp? To a hoe-tell."

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."

"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"

"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs."

"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."

"Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!"

"Did you hear about the straight white male viscount who ruled with an iron fist over one field? He was an oppressive shitlord."