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Joke of the Day

"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""

"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"

"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"

"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."

"Last month I decided to invest in a gym membership. Since then I have lost... ...about $39.99 in cash."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."

"The titanic had Bluetooth It synced"

"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"

"What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? You're just going to have to be a little patient."