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Joke of the Day
"Why did the physicist masturbate to the electron? It was in the excited state."
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"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."
"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"
"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."
"I was arrested yesterday for stealing eggs. I could've sworn they were free range."
"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""
"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"
"*Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising"
"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."
"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"