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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I never cry when I cut up a hooker."

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"Why did the crayon want to be a phone? Because it wanted to be a texta."

"I really want to see ""Constipation: The Movie"" but it hasn't come out yet."

"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."

"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."

"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"

"Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright."

"she had the body of Serena Williams and the penis of Serena Williams"

"if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas"