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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I never cry when I cut up a hooker."
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"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"
"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."
"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."
"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"
"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."