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Joke of the Day

"According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*"

"Turkeys Recalled. Did you see the news story about the turkey recall? Check your freezers, because Butterball is recalling all of their turkeys because they forgot to butter the balls."

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."

"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""

"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."

"I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?"

"Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No why do you ask?"

"What do you call a religious man with low pH? An acidic Jew."

"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"

"Neutrinos ""Sorry we don't serve neutrinos,"" says the barman. A neutrino walks into a bar."