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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim woman goes to a hairdresser"

"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."

"-gestures to everything in the Garage- Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!! Wife- YOU'RE a tool Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM Wait..what?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !"

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."

"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."

"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."

"What do you call an old snowman? Water."