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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."

"Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja."

"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."

"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"Just so you know, I am not going to be RTing any more racist jokes. Racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."

"I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious... She tripped over the ball and broke her nose."

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."

"What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors? A reptile dysfunction"