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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old snowman? Water."
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"Try not to remember that your brain is the pilot of a meat robot that can't do twenty pushups without dying."
"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "
"It's good Michelangelo wasn't around for twitter. Be a bummer to see him rt'ing whenever someone said how majestic the Sistine Chapel was."
"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"
"I've been with the same woman for twenty years. Don't tell my wife. She'd kill me."
"If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid."
"cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice"
"The invention of the shovel It was truly groundbreaking"
"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""